Just when you thought it would be safe to come back to my blog... It was because I wanted to learn, to look closely at the most terrifying thing (okay, second most terrifying thing) about a man-eating shark, to see its ominous dorsal fin for all its intricacies and salient features, and how a simple triangular shape, when sticking above the water line can be primordially fearsome. Get the Shark Fin Identifier black grocery tote, so you can look gnarly when you bring home your Trader Joe's Italian roast or driftwood from the sea, yours for $23.95. Another feeling of dread is when your computer develops a virus and a loud audible warning comes on to tell you that you've been attacked. This happened as I was perusing Refinery 29's fashion website. After two alarming encounters, R29 and I had to bid adieu, for I had racked up too much time huddling with the Geek Squad technical team. Like a virus that announces its infection, seeing a fin close enough to see the rear notch of a shark as it circles 'round you, you know, you probably are going to do some shark boxing and kicking. I thought of a day at a temperate beach with cold Atlantic water and skies as grey as a mako shark. But I would be safely onshore, in my midnight blue board shirts and long-lined hoodie that fits closely around me, padding around in my platform slides, catching the sea air in my crochet earrings, carrying my black shark fin identifier tote in cotton twill that holds my folding bamboo beach fishing rod and tatami mat. Expect shudders of...delight when others see you swinging this canvas shark fin identifier tote in black $23.95 here.
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